Thank you for beta testing the latest technology from BP Industries Corporation & Industries Corporation Inc. We are confident you will be quite happy with the FLUFFINATOR – Vibrating Oscillating Fur-and-Feathered Rubberized Shatter-proof Rabbit shaped (yet man-sized) Jelly Plug and Toaster-oven.
We do look forward to your testing results and we hope to hear from you soon. We would love for you to link to our site as well. Please link us at http://www.bplugindustriescorpandcorpindustriesinc.com
Thanks once again and I will leave you with a line from Garden State: “good luck exploring the infinite abyss”.
Mr. “Fluffy” Plug